查克·诺里斯,美国著名电影演员,动作片演员,而且是一位货真价实的空手道高手。但今天我并不是来科普其在电影产业中的光辉生平的,相信不少听到查克·诺里斯这个名字的朋友们,都是在近几年的互联网上,大哥一不小心就成为了神棍的代名词,某种意义上可能和咱国内当年调侃X哥差不多吧,于是在《恶搞乱斗模拟器》中,就有了查克·诺里斯大战4000个罗马士兵的这一视频。
其实查克·诺里斯在网络上的被恶搞的起源,能查证到的主要是这个: 闹来在今天马德里公开赛第一场比赛中面对实力弱小的对手出乎意料地经过一场苦战才拿下.赛后他把这一切归咎于新场地太滑导致自己不能发挥.还抱怨说下次比赛只能要么穿足球鞋,要么得向Chuck Norris请教.于是一夜之间hChuck Norris查克·诺里斯成为了人们的谈资。
自那时起老外关于查克·诺里斯的段子就从未停止过,从各种文字版的故事到如今各种游戏里的闪亮登场,不知道大叔如今是怎么看自己的江湖地位的,不过至少对于影迷和网络上的吃瓜群众来说,能在各种地方见到他还是挺开心的吧……
最后给大家分享一些关于查克·诺里斯的“故事”,出处请点→点我进入 -当贝尔刚刚研制出电话,却发现自己已经错失了查克.诺里斯的三次电话.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
-害怕蜘蛛是因为有蜘蛛恐惧症;害怕狭小空间是因为有狭小空间恐惧症; 而害怕查克.诺里斯却是有理智的表现.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
-查克.诺里斯打电话从来不会找错人, 只有你会去接不该接的电话
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
-查克.诺里斯家里有一块灰熊皮地毯.那不是一只死熊,只是因为它吓得不敢动了.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move。
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
-曾经有街叫做查克.诺里斯,但是后来不得不改名因为没有人活着从查克.诺里斯离开。
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
-查克.诺里斯二十多年前就应该死了,但是死神一直不能鼓起勇气去通知他。
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
-查克.诺里斯已经到过火星,这也就是为什么火星没有生命迹象的原因
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
-有些魔术师可以在水上行走,但是查克.诺里斯可以在陆地上游泳。
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
-查克.诺里斯仅仅靠打哑语就可以获得美国偶像大赛冠军
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
-查克.诺里斯仅仅用一块奶酪就可以讲一把热得发烫的刀一劈二。
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter。
-查克.诺里斯和超人决斗打赌,谁输了只能穿内裤走在外面(超人在电影里总是穿着内裤)
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When the president pushes the big red button Chuck Norris's cell phone rings
-查克.诺里斯曾经一脚踢向一匹马的下颚,而这匹马的后代就是现在的长颈鹿
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
-警察现在拿到了新的防弹背心,那就是印着查克.诺里斯头像的T桖衫
The police have new bullet proof vest, it's a T-shirt with Chuck Norris printed on it.
-在吉尼斯记录大全这本书的背后是这样写着:所以的记录都有查克.诺里斯保持,本书所记载的只是亚军记录。
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
-诺里斯用两粒子弹就可以打死37名恐怖分子.而且其中的第一粒仅仅是警告
Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.
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